She's Bad 7

Charlene wakes up before Timothy. She looks at her phone and starts screaming "Tim! , Tim!, Wake your ass up! ... Tim opens his eyes to a swinging hand, Charlene slaps the shit, piss, and toilet tissue out of him. "Yo why the fuck you hitting me  Charlene?" ask a shocked Timothy ... "My cousin just texted me that she seen ya punk ass at some restaurant in the city with some thick chocolate bitch" says a very loud Charlene as she swings again but Timothy moves out the way ... "She probably did ... Me and my home girl from college went out to grab a bite to eat" replies a quick thinking Timothy ... "Nigga you haven't been to school in damn near 5 years" says Charlene as she walks to the kitchen ... "I know I haven't, She hit me up on Facebook asking to seeme, It was nothing romantic we just friends, Charlene where you going woman? I know you not going to get no fucking knife" replies Timothy ... He follows her out to the kitchen, Charlene has a steak knife in her hand. "Charlene put that shit down unless you about to make us some sandwiches" says Timothy ... "I should cut you motherfucker!, Lose that bitch number right fucking now!" screams Charlene as she drops the knife and swings a Tyson punch that misses Timothy's chin by inches  "Okay! Okay! I will just calm down Charlene damn, You must really love me girl, You ready to send me to the pearly gates over a dinner date?" replies a borderline scared Timothy ... Charlene eventually calms down. She continues to lecture Timothy with vicious threats just in a calmer demeanor. Timothy wasn't out with a damn old college friend. He just thought of that shit on the spot. It was a good lie though. It worked like a charm. Charlene believes it because he didn't say the typical Shaggy inspired "It Wasn't Me" line that most men would've said. They have some awesome make up sex to their 90's R&B playlist on Itunes. You know the good music days when R&B groups actually existed such as Silk, Shai, SWV, Xscape, Jodeci, just to name a few. After 2 great orgasmic rounds they both are exhausted but energized. They take a hot kissing shower together. Charlene gets dress to go out shopping in the city. Timothy is staying home and watching ESPN all day relaxing on his day off from work.


Charlene is out in SoHo with her two besides Shanna, her Blackberry. She hits up all the stores from American Apparel to Top Shop to Bloomingdales. She gets an offer from Mr. NFL to go out for a weekend getaway to Hawaii. The NFL player team has a bye week this week which is basically a week off from work. Charlene accepts the offer to make the trip. She goes to this Pizza shop to think of a good lie to tell Timothy. After about 15 minutes of brainstorming she decides to tell him that she's going out to Vegas with the girls for the weekend. She's praying that he doesn't say "Oh I'll come along too my treat" ... After eating she goes and buys him a couple of nice outfits and sneakers just for her being a total bitch the last few weeks. She loves him but doesn't love him more than she loves lust. Once she gets back home Timothy is cooking Stew chicken with coconut rice and peas for dinner. She tells him about the "Vegas Trip" he simply responds with a "Cool have fun and don't lose all our money" … That part of the plan went easier than she expected probably because Timothy has his own plans to act up this weekend. Timothy has nothing booked for the weekend yet. He's definitely gonna try to have something set up with Zita by tonight. Timothy is actually a fan the football player thats taking Charlene to Hawaii. You never know who can be fucking your girl nowadays. It can be anybody from a party promoter to a train conductor to a nigga you watch on TV especially when you have a sexy lust driven chick like Charlene. Charlene and Tim continue to have a peaceful argument free night. The next morning Charlene realizes that by Friday she will have her period. She doesn't tell Mr. NFL because, she don't want him to cancel the trip. "Oh well if he can walk thru mud he can fuck thru blood" says Charlene to herself as she brushes her teeth butt naked looking in the mirror ... After she finish her morning rituals she pops in her workout DVD and home treadmill. She's on the treadmill naked while eating a cup of Coldstones ice cream. Charlene's fuck buddy Kevin has been hitting her up trying to get some pantie pie all morning. She's been ignoring him like crazy lately. She doesn't need his money right now so he basically doesn't exist to her right now.


During the next two days Tim sets up another date with Zita for Friday night. It's now Friday and Charlene has a 11 a.m. flight at JFK airport. Charlene wakes up at 9:30 a.m. two hours later than expected. She quickly slips on some sweats, trendy tee shirt, and Air Max 95's and rushes out the door. The cab driver is driving ice cream truck slow. Charlene barks on him in English and Spanish "Speed this piece of shit vehicle up, I got a flight to catch motherfucker!" ... The vicious tongue lashing makes the cabby speed up his driving pace. Charlene makes it to the airport at 10:41 a.m. ... Mr. NFL looks relieved to see that she actually made it in time. "Hey Boo I'm here!" says Charlene as the peck each other on the lips "I was getting scared thought maybe you had a change of heart" replies Mr. NFL ... Charlene ability to channel off her love life with Tim when accompanied by another male is impeccable. She doesn't even think about Tim when she's out cheating. The thought of Tim only comes back to her mind, when she's parking to go inside their house after being out and about with others. Meanwhile Shanna is at work text messaging her man about potentially asking Charlene to join them for a threesome. Her man really wants one bad for his birthday next month. Shanna can only imagine her sharing her personal dick and balls with Charlene. Even though Charlene is the only possible candidate in her mind she's hesitate to make Charlene that indecent proposal. It takes about 11 hours to get to Hawaii from New York City. Charlene and Mr. NFL get loads of time to have conversation on various topics. They discuss everything from Obama, Oreos, Oral Sex, and even Tiger Woods. Charlene decides to tell him that she's on her period. At first he gives her a real funny look with his eyes. "We not gonna let a little blood rain on our parade are we?" asks Charlene while batting her eyes Betty Boop style ... "They always called me a vampire anyway" replies Mr. NFL as he seductively licks his bottom lip ... After chit chatting for around 4 hours they both eventually doze off into a nap.

Tonight Timothy and Zita are going out clubbing at a spot called Cain. Zita asked Timothy should she bring her overnight bag for after the club and Timothy damn near screamed "Yes" ... Once Timothy gets home two of his boys come over for typical boy talk about sports, sex, sports, and sex. Timothy informs them about the new pantie-pie he's about to get tonight "You know I haven't got any Godiva pussy in a longtime, She's milky chocolate with soft skin, nice hair, and  she's stacked like Diddy's bank account" raves Timothy to his two boys Rob and Danny ... "Damn you a lucky motherfucker you like Eddie Murphy in Boomerang nigga!" replies Danny ... "Nigga If I'm Eddie in Boomerang, You must be Will Smith In Bad Boys motherfucker" replies Timothy ... "Fuck both you niggas, I'll stick with living my miserable Al Bundy life" says Rob ... "Nigga nobody told you to have 3 kids before you turn 30 nigga, I think you allergic to Latex" replies Danny ... The fellas leave after about 2 hours and 15 Heinekens later. Tim takes a nap so he can be well rested for tonight's activities. Charlene and Mr. NFL finally land in Hawaii. It's hotter than fried gonorrhea with extra jerk seasoning out in Aloha. They are staying at Mauna Lani Bay a luxury beach front hotel resort. They quickly get up out their NYC street clothes into some more appropriate attire. Charlene calls Shanna to inform her how beautiful Hawaii is "I can get used to living like this girl!" says Charlene to Shanna "I bet you can bitch, Leave me alone, Go enjoy it, I love you " replies Shanna …"I love you too bitch bye bye darling" says Charlene as she hangs up the phone and takes a sip of a mango coconut Margarita.

If you ever see Charlene in a bathing suit you will understand while guys go goo goo gaga for her. She has the body that Nicki Minaj allegedly has paid for. Just like a broke elevator she gets a whole bunch of stares while showing off her assets on the beach. Once Timothy wakes up he calls Charlene. He wants to know did she get to "Vegas" safely and to confirm that Charlene ass is not in NYC. She answers his phone but keeps the conversation short, simple, and sweet. Charlene told Shanna about the Vegas lie just in case she runs into him during the weekend. Timothy puts on the spanking new outfit that Charlene copped him earlier in the week. He rushes to the barbershop to get a fresh shape up. After getting a cut he meets up with Danny and Rob in the city at their favorite pre-club bar. Charlene and Mr. NFL is clubbing tonight as well. She's rocking the American Apparel Gloria V bodysuit and some black pumps with the red bottom. She feels very comfortable with Mr. NFL. She's attracted to his face, body, and his sexy money. While tanning with him on the beach she googled "NFL player salaries" and found out that he's making 12.3 million this year. Timothy makes about 75,000 a year doing construction and plumbing jobs. If Charlene even gets another thought that Timothy is cheating she will not hesitate in leaving his black ass with Usain Bolt quickness.  Despite being comfortable around him Charlene is not a gullible bitch. She’s is very aware that rich athletes often fall in and out of like and love with bitches. He might spot a new hot chick next week, and totally forget that she even existed. So she's totally not ready to crown this guy her new soul mate sent from the Heaven's above.